In which John manages (barely) to update his video blog (and discusses his darkest secret--the celebrity death pool) despite being stuck in O'Hare airport for 10 hours with a bunch of jerkfaces who wouldn't share the outlets.

To answer the comments (and sorry not to have answered earlier!): Yeah, unfortunately I've already been to D.C. and Chicago. And yes, these are all school visits and they're all very tightly packed, particularly with the weather difficulties this particular week. But I'll make a list of places you can buy autographed copies of "Alaska" and "Katherines" soon, if that's any help. And thanks as always for your nice comments. And also, to a lesser extent, for your mean ones that show an obvious desire to see me punished.