1. Earlier today, I confused The Backstreet Boys with N Sync. Thanks to the reader who pointed this out. I would be embarrassed, but of course there is no better badge of honor than an inability to distinguish boy bands.

2. Also earlier today, I recorded a segment for NBC's Today Show, which is (tragically) not about An Abundance of Katherines, but instead about relationships. (I was part of a panel of men.) I can just hear my ex-gilfriends saying, "Getting relationship advice from John Green is like getting chastity advice from Madonna," but whatever. You can make that joke when YOU'RE on the Today Show, ex-girlfriends.

Anyway, I will blog about the entire experience (hints: The reporter was nice; I was sitting next to the very funny Sherrod Small from VH1's Best Week Ever; and also I spilled water on myself right before they started filming) next week, and I will constantly remind you to get up early and watch me do my goofy laugh everytime someone says something funny.