...is Kyle Lewis for the following brilliant idea:

"This prank requires a team, a student owned car, walkie talkies and a student willing to get expelled.

"In preperation, the team must keep surviellance on The Eagle, to discover what times he leaves campus. Once his schedule is recorded, the team will tie up the the student willing to be expelled, steal the Eagle's car keys and place the student in the Eagle's trunk. The student should be in his/her underwear though this is not required. When the Eagle finally drives off campus, a student should follow him until he reaches an area with other cars. At this time the driver will call a team member that is at a random pay phone who will call the police. That student will give the police the Eagle's car information (which should be acquired before hand) claiming to believe that he thinks the Eagle has a person in the trunk. The driver of the car will continue to follow the Eagle until he is pulled over by the police. once this is done, the driver will signal the student inside the trunk. At this time the student will start screaming as loud as he/she can. At which time two things can happen the Eagle can open his trunk right away and then the student will try to climb out and run away screaming about being kidnapped. Second the Eagle can wait until the police tell him to open the trunk at which the student stays and cries and thanks the police for saving him/her from the Eagle. Not only will this prank be the most memorable in Culver Creek history. It will be the only one to affect the eagle directly.

"However, there are several variables. It is possible that the Eagle can look into the trunk beforehand. It is also possible that the Eagle doesn't go to somplace with a lot of cars at which time it would be obvious which person called in, which may lead to more explusions. However, that is the risk you take for a good prank."

Congratulations, Kyle. There were many excellent entries into the Prank Contest, but yours stands out for its cunning and cruelty. Obviously, however, I do not recommend actually doing this prank, because A. I have spent some time in car trunks in my life, and it is not very comfortable, and B. if somehow the other students lost track of the Eagle, the person in the trunk could, you know, die. Still, though: Great work!