59 Times?!
The Today Show just said I've been dumped 59 times. It was 53, thank you very much. Whatever happened to fact-checking?
What kind of loser gets dumped 59 times?! Not this one, certainly.
Anyway, as predicted, I had 11 seconds of air time, but at least my shirt didn't look wet. I think, for better or worse, there will be more on Thursday and Friday.
posted by John Green @ Wednesday, September 13, 2006
8 Comments
8 Comments:
Is this live? Can I still see it in Utah? I just turned it on and it was the hot teacher who slept with her student...
When is it on? Did I miss it?
When is it on? Did I miss it?
oops.
i know you had to let go of the lg15 obssession, but don't you think jessica rose should play alaska? c'mon.
I'm all for being technical, but come on...is there really any difference between being dumped 53 times vs. 59 times? Statistically, it still sucks.
I'm curious to see your dump per year ratio. You're 29, lets say you started dating when you were 11...that's 18 years in the pond. 53 divided by 18 is....about 3.5 dumps a year. Not too bad.
Of course, this is coming from a guy who dated 6 girls in a 12 month span......not very fun, by the way.....
53 times, ha. I have never been dumped. So, you scored the 54th time, huh?
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