...will be announced shortly. They would be announced right now, except that there were a few more entries than I expected. Specifically, I expected around four, and I got more than 100. Also, many of them are extraordinarily good.

In the meantime, let us enjoy great recent jokes from comments:

Dean, having looked at the IMDB message boards about the Looking for Alaska movie, writes: "Last I checked, though, I believe the consensus picks were: Shannon Elizabeth as Alaska, Bruce Willis as Miles, President Palmer as Takumi, and Dakota Fanning as the Colonel. I agree that these are all perfect, but I'm on the fence about having the Weekday Warriors played by snakes on a plane."

n.b.: That's the last funny snakes on a plane joke ever.

Also, John argues that the movie should be set on "the planet Naboo. All the weekday Warriors could be played by Gungans."

Any other suggestions? I'll be sure to pass them along.