Spitzer
Everyone keeps talking about how awful it is that Eliot Spitzer apparently broke the law repeatedly by paying a lot of money to prostitutes. And it is awful, definitely. Many questions are still unanswered, but perhaps the most important is this:
When did Eliot Spitzer's teeth fall out?
Did they fall out as a result of hiring prostitutes? (Let that be a lesson to you! Do not hire prostitutes! You only get one set of teeth, after all!)
Related: Lindsay points out that Fred Armisen will be the next governor of New York.
posted by John Green @ Monday, March 10, 2008
17 Comments
17 Comments:
also, LOOK HOW BIG HIS EARS ARE!
and his right ear sticks out more than his left. sadly, i am the same way. luckily i have all the teeth i was born with and a bridge to make up for the ones missing, so we know i'm not hiring any prostitutes.
it wasn't such a good day for politicians today, i guess. have you heard about sally kern?
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/texassouthwest/stories/031108dntexantigay.216ef29.html
i love (which is to say, find abhorrent, but in a somewhat amusing way since everything she said is so ridiculous and untrue anyway) how she separates islam and terrorism, suggesting that islam itself is also a threat. she should befriend the cancer guy from depew (i will never, ever get over that). i bet they'd get along swimmingly.
oops, link didn't work. sorry, not used to blogger!
here is one story about it
Weirdly, he was just at my college 4 days ago.
Thanks for bringing the humor John.
lol he has just got a very weird face!!
I hate to see what happened to the rest of him if this is what happens when you kiss a prostitute! LOL
Except that you get two sets of teeth! One when you are a kid and then an adult set.
So I think the real lesson learned here is that you should only hire prostitutes while you still have all your baby teeth.
Amy, ear asymmetry! Just like John! Awesome. ;)
It was all over the news this Spitzer thing. Luckily I don't live in New York. Or the US.
DFTBA, John, D F T B A.....
What I'm wondering NOW is...What did the prostitutes do to his teeth? I was assuming female prostitutes but due to the obvious tooth loss I am now not so sure.
Maybe he has a dentist fetish and gets pleasure out of having sexual partners pull out his teeth. You never know, there's all sorts of weird stuff out there.
haha. man, his ears are big and I'm cracking up at this post. Honestly, it's hilarious. thanks for the laughs
Dang it man, you're funny!
Politics so not funny anymore.
Humans rarely fail to disappoint.
DFTBA
I'm trying to stay mellifluous.
Mel
Merely the early stages of implosion John. Starts slow but pretty soon his whole head goes down his neck and within 72 hours there's just a memory where he used to be.
you made my day, north wind!! :-D
i'm guessing that all those years of lying through his teeth eventually caused irreparable decay.
We cannot disrespect dumbo, but this nerdfighter librarian from Avon Indiana and Schlecterhaus funf fanatic says that she would rather see two Okapis doing it (because they are endangered) than to ever see Eliot Spitzer on the airwaves again.
John Green you rock! I can't wait to read your new book!
the sucky thing is my uncle's last name is Spitzer and no known relation to this guy, but he lives in New York.
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