Brotherhood 2.0: January 31st
In which Hank decides on punishments and picture books....and rides some bulldogs.
John has a choice, which punishment should he choose?
Also, if you're wondering about the infraction, it was an email concerning our friend Ransom's participation in this contest.
posted by John Green @ Wednesday, January 31, 2007
15 Comments
15 Comments:
*has a serious case of the giggles*
John, word to the wise, do not do the facial hair waxing!
Just watch the forty year old virgin if you want to know why.
Great to see Hank riding the bull...dog. It was so funny, in fact, that I think he should return to Athens and ride the bulldog again, while answering his survey questions :)
And John, having been on Weight Watchers recently, I think the chin waxing will hurt far less than watching a bowl of Ben and Jerry's melt.
Wax the chin. That is a brief pain, as opposed to the long, drawn-out pain of watching heaven disappear before your eyes...
Great. I'm addicted to Brotherhood 2.0. Yet another way to avoid a work in progess. Not that you're doing that, John. How's book three coming along?
You'll need to research for your picture book. From my antique picture book collection:
UNCLE WIGGLY (in your pants)
Congrats on the Printz Honor. Well deserved.
Diana
the bulldogs remind me of the buffalo statues we have all over Utah for no good reason.
They are kind of big to degrade in the manner Hank does the bulldog. But it's tempting.
This was so funny that poor bull dog. You should have put the Beatles song, Bulldog to your video...Hey Bulldog!!!
There is a children's book called: Mean Jean the Recess Queen.........in your pants?
I am so addicted to your blog! I need more!
Those bulls remind me of the cows that used to be all around downtown Chicago...
Yes! I cannot wait for the first brotherhood 2.0 punishment
Jess, I think those cows moved to Kansas City.
Holy crap you guys crack me up.
Ok, gonna go change a diaper and watch the snow fall.
Rockhampton in Queensland, Australia, has bull statues everywhere. Anatomically correct bull statues. As it is not a very exciting place to live the balls of the bulls are regularly stolen, leading to more and more desperate attempts by officials to figure out a way of more firmly affixing the balls to the statues.
I think Hank should go to Rocky and steal some bull's balls for the Brotherhood project!
John, take heed. "Large" and "fill" are relative terms if exact definitions are not supplied, which they were not. Except for the definition of what constitutes the facial area known as your "chin," you have no relativity when it comes to wax being peeled off tender skin.
The bonus material was alarmingly funny. If that was Katherine saying "ride it," then my hat is off to her for her suggestion because that was hilarious!
The UGA dawgs remind me of the late Lewis Grizzard's shtick about Georgia--the Georgia Bulldog's mascot was seen licking himself and someone asked, "Why does that dawg lick himself?"
Grizzard, "Because he can."
That poor bulldog!
If viewers vote counts at all, then I'd much rather see the chin waxing vs the bowl of ice cream melting.
Watching the ice cream melt isn't really a punishment because you didn't say, " . . . and then DO NOT eat it." Therefore, someone could then eat it, because he wasn't told he couldn't - well, the whole Weight Watchers thing, I suppose...
I think J.Green owes it to us to give us SOME information about the new book. I mean we've only been waiting so long..
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